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Ayveq, the famous masturbating walrus from the NY Aquarium on Coney Island, died yesterday.....

"But the spirit of Ayveq lives on in his still-unnamed newborn. An Aquarium source told me that the tot has already discovered Ayveq’s secret pleasure spot and has started to entertain himself, even though he’s just three-and-a-half-months old.

Like father, like son."

{brooklynpaper}