Le Flu de Porc

Check out more artsy/designer/gas masks here. {ef}

-I just watched Vincent Gallo's Buffalo 66 on VHS and the only thing that kept me watching was Christina Ricci in a tap dancing outfit.
It confirmed why I hated Mr. Belvedere-Vodka-Luxury-Reborn even before I knew who the fuck he was 4 years ago when he auctioned off his semen for $1 million dollars.
Just because you can get Chloë Sevigny to give you a blowjob in your film, doesn't mean it's art.

News of the Feared

{sis}
CHINA - NY Times states that in efforts to flout the Communist Party's draconian internet censorship, thousands of Chinese from "serious scholars to usually politically apathetic urban white-collar workers" have been perpetuating the legend of a mythic creature, the grass mud horse [as depicted in the cartoon above]. The conundrum is that when phonetically said in Chinese, grass mud horse sounds very similar to the Chinese idiom for "FUCK YOUR MOTHER."

ALBANY NY - The NY legislature is set to repeal the remaining vestiges of the 70's era Rockefeller drug laws that forces mandatory sentences for drug offenses and replaces it with treatment options without need for the prosecutor's consent.

INTERWEB 2.2 - John McCain's daughter, 24 year old Meghan, bitches about how her her father's Presidential campaign ruined her dating life HERE.
{angus}

WASHINGTON DC - Billy Corgan erased all validity from my emo years as he threw the memory of Melancholy and Infinite Sadness down the fuckin drain when he came out in support of the proposed Ticketmaster/Live Nation merger. Other notable performers that publicly supported this raping were: Eddie Van Halen, Seal, and Journey......and as musically.com interestingly reveals: all these performers, including Corgan, are "managed or co-managed by Front Line Management, whose boss Irving Azoff is also CEO of… Ticketmaster." I guess being married to Heidi Klum doesn't mean you think for yourself.

La Pequeña Sarah Palin

{Ms. Heywood}

THIS IS WHY.............

I LOVE NY!!!!

Ballin Palin

CLICK HERE FOR THE VIDEO




CLICK HERE FOR THE VIDEO

{eSTHER}

Singh is Kinng!

Snoop does Bollywood.

great story

Read more of a this awesome story here.

{bernard}

Summertime

More than a thousand barbecue fanatics in Uruguay grilled up 12 metric tonnes (26,400lbs) of beef Sunday April 13, 2008, setting a new Guinness world record while promoting the country's succulent top export.

Army personnel set up a grill nearly 1 mile long and firefighters lit six tonnes of charcoal to kick off the gargantuan cookout.

Some 1,250 people grilled the beef and about 20,000 spectators cried with joy when a Guinness judge confirmed the barbecue record had been broken.


{damncool}

What's A Varghese

This article made me chuckle like a fortune cookie makes you wonder.

http://www.nytimes.com/2008/03/11/science/11tier.html

Cuz we're all brown at the airport

My Name is Osama

Maybe it's because of my name, or maybe it's because sometimes I wear a cap on my head, but people always ask me if i'm a terrorist!

A Terrorist?! I'm not a terrorist! I'm a boy who is very good at science. Someday, I'm going to be a U.S. Supreme Court judge.

Read all about it.

Check out Ricardo Cortes' other work.

{Liz}

consumer terrorist

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