Overheard.......

in the elevator:
{2 guys} "It's always a bad sign if you have to retain council for a breakup......I want my next one to be a professional....maybe one at an ad agency"

in my head:
"i came from his cock and I inherited alot off his traits but i have a different path."

in a g-chat to me:
"its dark and lonely on the other side of you."