Thoughts?

NYTimes reports that Merengue star Elvis Crespo is being investigated for masturbating while in his seat in full view of fellow passengers on route from Houston to Miami.



{vivs}

"Which way to the Ground Zero Giftshop?"

{Doyle}

-The NZ Herald reports that "The severed head of King Badu Bonsu II is going home to Ghana, around 170 years after it was hacked off in retaliation for the slayings of two Dutch emissaries whose skulls were hung from the tribal leader's throne."

-Scientists from the University of Southern Mississippi have developed a form of polyurethane that repairs itself under ultraviolet light. {sciencemag.org}

-A Queens, NY construction worker used the financial whore Bernie Madoff's prison inmate number to win $1500 in the State lottery.

-Finally, peep the American tide HERE. {vivs}

Sheep

{jesse}

Ides of March....plus 4

In 2007 lovers in the US broke the previous baby boomer record from 1957 by giving birth to the most babies in our nation's history with 4,317,119 bundles of joy.

Also, the Obama administration pledged to stop raiding state mandated marijuana dispensaries, while focusing on busting those who use state laws to only appear legal.

News of the Feared

{sis}
CHINA - NY Times states that in efforts to flout the Communist Party's draconian internet censorship, thousands of Chinese from "serious scholars to usually politically apathetic urban white-collar workers" have been perpetuating the legend of a mythic creature, the grass mud horse [as depicted in the cartoon above]. The conundrum is that when phonetically said in Chinese, grass mud horse sounds very similar to the Chinese idiom for "FUCK YOUR MOTHER."

ALBANY NY - The NY legislature is set to repeal the remaining vestiges of the 70's era Rockefeller drug laws that forces mandatory sentences for drug offenses and replaces it with treatment options without need for the prosecutor's consent.

INTERWEB 2.2 - John McCain's daughter, 24 year old Meghan, bitches about how her her father's Presidential campaign ruined her dating life HERE.
{angus}

WASHINGTON DC - Billy Corgan erased all validity from my emo years as he threw the memory of Melancholy and Infinite Sadness down the fuckin drain when he came out in support of the proposed Ticketmaster/Live Nation merger. Other notable performers that publicly supported this raping were: Eddie Van Halen, Seal, and Journey......and as musically.com interestingly reveals: all these performers, including Corgan, are "managed or co-managed by Front Line Management, whose boss Irving Azoff is also CEO of… Ticketmaster." I guess being married to Heidi Klum doesn't mean you think for yourself.

a failed star is called a brown dwarf

{vivs}


P.S. it's square root day: 3/3/09!!!!